Friday, December 28, 2007

LOL Cat Bible: Lectionary Readings for the First Sunday of Christmas and My Thanks To All Holy Cats

My thanks to Hunter, Zed Monster, and Daisy for joining us this year for our weekly lectionary readings. We hope to have many other Holy Kitties featured next year. Please e-mail your photo to me at meeyauw[at]gmaildotcom with the subject "Holy Kitties."

Sunday, December 30, 2007
First Sunday of Christmas
Isaiah 63:7-9

Psalm 148
(Ps. 148:13)

Hebrews 2:10-18

Matthew 2:13-23

These are the only verses that have been
translated from this week's readings:

Matthew 2:13-23
Da eescape to teh ejiptz0rz

13 And wen dey were gone teh angel of teh Ceiling Cat appeareded to Joe and sayed "Hai, get up nao, and taek ickle kid and his mom into Eejippt, and stay dere till I sez, cos Herod is lukin for teh ickle kid and he's gonna pwn him!"
14 And he got up and taeked ickle kid and his mom into Eejippt at nite:
15 and stayed dere till Herod was "lol *dead*", so ting wud be liek teh profet sayed wen he sayed "Out of Eejippt I done called mah son"
16 Den Herod, wen he saw teh wies men was lollin at him, was rlly pissed, so he went out and pwned all teh ickle kiddes dat was in Bettlyhem, and teh beaches round dere, dat was under 2, cuz teh ickle kid he waanted to pwn was dat age.
17 Dat was teh way teh profet Jeremiah sayed
18 In Ramah dere was a voice herd, lamentatin and weepin and great mournin, Rachel weepin for her ickle kiddies, and wud not be comforted, cuz dey iz gon.

Da return to teh Nazreth
19 But wen Herod wuz "lol *dead*", and angel frm Ceiling Cat came to Joezef in a dream
20 sayin "Hai, j00 can go home nao, Herod am dead, lol"
21 And he went home to Izreal wit teh ickle kid and hiz mom.
22 But wen he herd dat Archie'lolz was n00b king nao afer his dad Herod, he was fraid to go dere; also, Ceiling Cat sed, "hai, joo dreemin, but n00b king still wantz pwn joo." So he went Gallalee insted:
23 and he moved into Nazreth, so teh profets wud be rite wen dey sed "Ppl gonna call him a Nazreen"

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Board the Friday Ark at The Modulator (submit your post here)

Weekend Cat Blogging New Year’s Edition: Kashim & Othello at Paulchen’s
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Bad Kitty Cats Festival of Chaos is at Zed Monster at Bad Kitty Cats Festival Home
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The Carnival of the Cats is going home to the
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Sunday Evening
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1 comment:

  1. I think my cats are not "holy" at all they are more little devils, lol ! I couldn't read the chapter that's too difficult for me. I wanted to participate on WCB but at Paulchen's I read there is no internet connection until next year so I don't know who is hosting this time.
    BTW if you want to see how I spent Christmas in Amsterdam I published it today. I am sorry but I don't know why you have difficulties to support Christmas ? I am not a fan either but it's now OK for me which hasn't been the case in the past.


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