Friday, December 07, 2007

LOL Cat Bible: Lectionary Readings for the Second Sunday in Advent and Daisy The Holy Curly Cat

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Second Sunday of Advent
Isaiah 11:1-10
Psalm 72:1-7, 18-19
(Ps. 72:7)
Romans 15:4-13
Matthew 3:1-12

This is the only passage of today's readings that has been translated:

Matthew 3:1-17
John Teh baptizt preepairs teh wai?

1 In dem dayz caem John Teh Baptizt, preachin in teh wilderness of Judea,
2 And sayin "ZOMG, Kingdom Of Heven am at hand! Repent!
3 For dis is he dat teh profet Esaias was speekin of, sayin Teh voice of teh one cryin in teh wilderness, Prepare teh way of teh Lord guise, make his pats strayt.
4 And teh saem John was wearin camul hair and a leather girdle round his harbls; and he eated bugs and hunny.
5 Den he went out to Jerusalem, and all Judea and all teh region round Jordan
6 And he baptized ppls in teh Jordan, and dey confezzed dere sins
7 But wen he saw teh Fairy-sees and Saddu-sees com to his baptizm, he sayed "J00 viperz, who warned j00 to flea teh wrath that am comin?
8 Gimmeh derefore teh fruitz for te repentense.
9 And dont tink dat j00 has Abraham as j00r dad, cuz Ceiling Cat cud maek dese stones into kiddies of Abraham
10 And now teh axe pwns teh rute of teh tree, and all teh trees dat dont make leet fruitz get pwnd and burninated
11 For srsly, I baptize ppls wit water, but teh next gai dat comin, and he so leet I cant even has his shoos: he gonna baptize ppls wit fire and teh Holey Ghostie!
12 He gonna get all teh weet and put it in teh weet house, and he gonna burninate teh chaff with teh leet fire of pwnage!

Teh baptizum of Jesuz!

13 Den Jesus caem from Gallalee, to has baptizm from John
14 But John was all "Ur doin it rong, j00 needz to baptize me"
15 And Jesus answered sayin "STFU and baptize me n00b" and John did.
16 Wen he was baptized he gtfo of teh water and, ZOMG, teh ceilinz opened up and teh Spirit of Ceiling Cat caem down liek a duv and landeded on him
17 And, ZOMFGWTF, a voice from heven sayed "Hai guise, dis my son, and I tink he teh leet"

Daisy The Holy Curly Cat
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"I am not exactly Holy, because I done some bad things. But I think you can see my AURA in this photo! See I am bathed in white light, and you can even see rays of goodness shooting out of my head. I am not sure why you cannot see my halo, but there is something round near my head. It might just be my brainwaves though."

HALP! More Holy Cat photos are needed for this weekly post. If your cat is without sin, has a visible halo or any other mark of holiness or worthiness, please send me her/his photo as soon as possible.

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  1. Being holy is a little bit hard. I never knew wearing a halo took so much practice until I tried on my new angel suit yesterday!

  2. We think the baptism isn't a good thing for us Kitty Cats. And of course we neeeeeeded our lesson and we are back to repenting this week. Sigh... it's so hard to be good.

    Daisy looks beautiful as an Angel!

    Happy Holidays and Purrs to you all!


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