Sunday, November 7, 2010
Haggai 1:15b-2:9
Psalm 145:1-5, 17-21 or
Psalm 98
Job 19:23-27a
Psalm 17:1-9
2 Thessalonians 2:1-5, 13-17
Luke 20:27-38
Haggai 1:15b-2:9
15 gettin startd three an' a bit weeks later.
Templ all naice n shiny
1 In layt July teh ceiling cat am cum to Haggai.
2 "Go see Zerubbabel, kitteh of Shealtiel, teh guvnor uv Judah An Joshua, Jehozadak's ickle kitteh, teh hi preest An all so wots left ov de peeps an sayz:"
3 "Dudes, WTF happnd? Ware did all go rong?"
4 "Buff up guyz - I, teh ceiling cat, am wiv u!"
5 "No be fraydy-cat - I, teh ceiling cat, am heer."
6 "I maek urf kwake - Ricta scale no am inventd yet but I do big kwake!"
7 "I shake til monies fall owt ov pocketz. Putt monies in howse."
8 "I wants all shiny fings, is all mines."
9 "Dis howse wil be betta dan evah. All wil be nice n kwiet - no fytin"
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Psalm 145 1 I will exAlt u, mah Ceiling Cat teh Pwn |
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Psalm 98 1. U spos'd 2 meow 2 Ceiling Cat fur all deelishus cookies he haz made. Wiht hiz 4 pawz an hiz armz too haz made us salvashun 4 himz. |
U noez ur scareeness iz bad wen eben Hiz Royal Ebilness, Basement Cat, baks awai in feer!
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Job 19:23-27a
23 I wish that some kitteh would write down this story on teh internets! Srsly!
24 An liek, make sure to back it up safe too, so that future kittehs will always be able to knows it!
25 Anyway, stills I know for surez that I iz still gonna be saved. I knows it!
26 Evn when I has no skin left at all!
27 I knows that this is not teh end of teh story for Ceiling Cat an I!
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Psalm 17 1 O CEILING CAT, can haz grate justice? |
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2 Thessalonians 2:1-5, 13-17
Teh Manz uf Lawlzlessnesses
1 Reegardins teh commin of ar Lawrd Baby Jeebus Chrst n ar bein gafverd 2 hem, we axt u, bruthrs,
2 not to becum eesily sceerd or alrmeds by sum professy, reprt or ledder supose to be frum us, saizin that teh dai o teh Lawrd hads alreddy camed.
3 Dun let enewon trickses joo, fur tat dai wil not comes intel teh rebbelyon goes n teh mans of lawzlessnesses is can be showd, teh man dooomd to destruxon!!!
4 Him does not want and will sais hisself is awwsumr tahn Ceiling Cat, so taht he can has hole in ceiling for hissef.
5 Dun u ramembr dat I toll joo dis befor?
Stan Ferms!
13 Butt we awt alweyz to bes tankin Cieling Cat 4 joo, bruddrs luvd by teh Lawrds, becuz frum teh beginnin Ceiling Cat chosded joo to be saevs tru teh sanctfyn wurk of teh Hovr Cat an tru beleevin in teh troof.
14 He callded joo to dis tru ar gaspl, so 4 you to has sum of da glury of ar Lawrd Baby Jeebus Crist.
15 So den, bruddrs, stan ferms an huld to teh teechins we past on to joos, bai talkins or riteins.
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Luke 20:27-38
Kweschun bowt Zombytiem
27 Der wer dez d00dz calld Sadducees, an dem not believ dat kittehs coem bak to lief.
28 So dem ax Jebus "O hai. Moses sez dat if a d00d gits deded wif no kittens, him bruvver shud marry ded d00d's widoh to hav kittens.
29 So der wuz dez sevin bruvvers. Firs won gits deded wif no kittens,
30 so him widdoh marryz secon bruvver, but him gits deded too. No kittens.
31 So widdoh marryz third bruvver, an forf an fiff an all ov dem.
32 Den her git deded.
33 So wen evrybodee coemz bak to lief liek zombys, wich won iz her marryd to?"
34 And Jebus sez, "U moron, only aliev kittehs gits marryd.
35 Aftr coem bak, no won gits deded agin.
36 So if dem git marryd an hav kittens, den it git too crowded. So aftr coem bak, no moar weddinz.
37 U tink no kittehs coem bak, but remimbr burnin bush? Moses calld Ceiling Cat teh Ceiling Cat of Abrahamsammich, an Ceiling Cat of Isaac, an Ceiling Cat of Jacob.
38 An him not Ceiling Cat of deded d00dz, but of livin d00dz."
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