Second Sunday of Advent
December 6, 2009
Malachi 3:1-4 or
Baruch 5:1-9
Luke 1:68-79
Philippians 1:3-11
Luke 3:1-6
1 "I wil send mai d00d wif a messij about teh deal i wil be offrin u. O an he wil maek evrithin reddi for me to com. Den teh lord u iz lookin for wil com to hiz templ," sez Ceiling Cat.
2 But when he showz up it wil be ruff, bcz he iz liek soap (srsly).
3 He wil maek evrithin cleen an peepl wil give Ceiling Cat prezintz,
4 an he wil sai "OK u can giv me prezintz" liek in teh old dayz.
67 Hovr Cat wuz in Zechariah, makin him tell teh fyoochr.
68 "Good for u Ceiling Cat, u maed thingz bettr for Israel.
69 U pickted up a trumpit for us.
70 Liek teh profetz sed u wud.
71 U protectided us from all teh bulliez.
72 U wuz niec to our daddiz an remembrd dey hadded a deel wif u.
73 Teh deal u maded wif Abraham,
74 to protect us, n let us work for u wifout fear
75 n be good all our lievz.
76 Mai kittn, peeplz wil call u Ceiling Cat's profet
becz us wil get evrithin reddi for him,
77 so dat peeplz Invisible Errors will be forgivn,
78 bcz Ceiling Cat iz niec, liek teh sun
79 dat shienz an liets teh wai."
80 Teh kittn growded up strong evn tho he livded in teh dezrt.
3 Ebry time I thinks of yu, I sai "THX Ceiling Cat!"
4 Yu maeks me happy,
5 cuz yu has been mai friends 4 a long tiem.
6 I kno teh Ceiling Cat, he wurks wit yu all teh tiem.
7 Yu nd me, we r BFFL wit teh Ceiling Cat.
8 Ceiling Cat knos how much I luvs yu all!
9 I can has prayr that yu will has teh brainz AND teh luv.
10 That wai, yu will knos wat is imprtant nd yu will be gud.
11 I wants yu 2 always be gud, so yu can has teh cheezburgers nd teh cookies nd moar!
1 Tiberius Caesar had been around for a whiel
2 an John teh Baptist herd teh werd of Ceiling Cat.
3 He wented all around teh Jordan River sayin "If I givz u bath it taekz awai teh Invisible Errors."
4 Liek Isaiah sez,
"Sumwun in teh desrt is sayin,
'Maek a niec road for Ceiling Cat.'
5 Fil in all teh potholz
an sand down all teh speedbumpz.
No hairpin curvz
an no gravl.
6 Evribodi will see how graet Ceiling Cat iz."
December 6, 2009
Malachi 3:1-4 or
Baruch 5:1-9
Luke 1:68-79
Philippians 1:3-11
Luke 3:1-6
Malachi 3:1-4
1 "I wil send mai d00d wif a messij about teh deal i wil be offrin u. O an he wil maek evrithin reddi for me to com. Den teh lord u iz lookin for wil com to hiz templ," sez Ceiling Cat.
2 But when he showz up it wil be ruff, bcz he iz liek soap (srsly).
3 He wil maek evrithin cleen an peepl wil give Ceiling Cat prezintz,
4 an he wil sai "OK u can giv me prezintz" liek in teh old dayz.
Luke 1:68-79
Zechariah's Song
Zechariah's Song
67 Hovr Cat wuz in Zechariah, makin him tell teh fyoochr.
68 "Good for u Ceiling Cat, u maed thingz bettr for Israel.
69 U pickted up a trumpit for us.
70 Liek teh profetz sed u wud.
71 U protectided us from all teh bulliez.
72 U wuz niec to our daddiz an remembrd dey hadded a deel wif u.
73 Teh deal u maded wif Abraham,
74 to protect us, n let us work for u wifout fear
75 n be good all our lievz.
76 Mai kittn, peeplz wil call u Ceiling Cat's profet
becz us wil get evrithin reddi for him,
77 so dat peeplz Invisible Errors will be forgivn,
78 bcz Ceiling Cat iz niec, liek teh sun
79 dat shienz an liets teh wai."
80 Teh kittn growded up strong evn tho he livded in teh dezrt.
Philippians 1:3-11
THX nd Teh Prayr
THX nd Teh Prayr
3 Ebry time I thinks of yu, I sai "THX Ceiling Cat!"
4 Yu maeks me happy,
5 cuz yu has been mai friends 4 a long tiem.
6 I kno teh Ceiling Cat, he wurks wit yu all teh tiem.
7 Yu nd me, we r BFFL wit teh Ceiling Cat.
8 Ceiling Cat knos how much I luvs yu all!
9 I can has prayr that yu will has teh brainz AND teh luv.
10 That wai, yu will knos wat is imprtant nd yu will be gud.
11 I wants yu 2 always be gud, so yu can has teh cheezburgers nd teh cookies nd moar!
Luke 3:1-6
John teh Baptest iz on teh job
John teh Baptest iz on teh job
1 Tiberius Caesar had been around for a whiel
2 an John teh Baptist herd teh werd of Ceiling Cat.
3 He wented all around teh Jordan River sayin "If I givz u bath it taekz awai teh Invisible Errors."
4 Liek Isaiah sez,
"Sumwun in teh desrt is sayin,
'Maek a niec road for Ceiling Cat.'
5 Fil in all teh potholz
an sand down all teh speedbumpz.
No hairpin curvz
an no gravl.
6 Evribodi will see how graet Ceiling Cat iz."
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