Saturday, January 12, 2008

LOL Cat Bible: Lectionary Readings for the Baptism of Our Lord

Sunday, January 13, 2008 Baptism of Our Lord
Isaiah 42:1-9
Psalm 29 (Ps. 29:3)
Acts 10:34-43
Matthew 3:13-17

These are the only verses of today's readings that have been translated so far:

Matthew 3:13-17
Teh baptizum of Jesuz!

13 Den Jesus caem from Gallalee, to has baptizm from John
14 But John was all "Ur doin it rong, j00 needz to baptize me"
15 And Jesus answered sayin "STFU and baptize me n00b" and John did.
16 Wen he was baptized he gtfo of teh water and, ZOMG, teh ceilinz opened up and teh Spirit of Ceiling Cat caem down liek a duv and landeded on him
17 And, ZOMFGWTF, a voice from heven sayed "Hai guise, dis my son, and I tink he teh leet"

Ceiling Cat Prayer

Dis is found in teh Book of Matthew 6 an in teh Book of Luke 11, srsly.
Dis beez teh Ceiling Cat Prayer.

Praise Ceiling Cat, who be watchin yu, may him has a cheezburger.
Wut yu want, yu gets, srsly.
Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger.
And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it.
An leed us not into teh showa, but deliver us from teh wawter.
Ceiling Cat pwns all. Him pwns teh ceiling an flor an walls too. Amen.

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1 comment:

  1. If the priest would read in the same language I think I might return to a church, lol !


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