LOL Cat Bible: Lectionary Readings for the Third Sunday of Easter, April 18, 2010

Third Sunday of Easter
April 18, 2010

Acts 9:1-6, (7-20)
Psalm 30
Revelation 5:11-14
John 21:1-19

Acts 9:1-6, (7-20)
Saul's Convurshun

1 At sametimez Saul still wuz sayin bad stufs aganst Ceiling Cat's 'sciples. He goed to high preest
2 He askd high preest for ledderz to teh sinamagogz in Damascus, so if he foundz ne menz or womenz who followed Ceiling Cat, he could taek dem be puts in Jerusalem jale.
3 As he wuz on teh way to Damascus, all of suddens lite appear! Lite frum Ceiling, zomg!
4 Saul gotz skeerd so he fells to ground and Ceiling Cat speekz. "Saul, wtf, why u hurtz me?"
5 "Who is u?", Saul asks."
6 Ceiling Cat sez, "I iz Jebus, ftw! And u iz hurting me an my peeps. u must go to teh city, u will getz instrukshunz der."
7 Teh othur guiz Saul waz travlins wit were like, "Um k, wtf?", cuz they hurd Ceiling Cat but din't see Him.
8 Saul got up from teh gwound but he reelize that he culdn't see nuthing cuz crazie lite mades him blind. So teh othur guiz helped Saul gets rest of wai to Damascus.
9 Saul blind for free days, and during dese days he not drink or eats foodz. Not even cheezburger!
10 In Damascus ther waz 'sciple by naem of Ananias. Ceiling Cat spoke to him in vishun. Ananias anserd an sed, "Oh hai! What up?"
11 Ceiling Cat sed, "There is howse of Judas on Straight Street. U mus goes cuz ther man from Tarsus naemd Saul, and he iz praeyin.
12 I shoewd him vishun, and in vishun you putted your hans on him and gived him back his site."
13 Ananias anserd. "But I has heards stuff bout this gui. Isn't he dat guy who was pwning your saintz an stuff?
14 And he haz comes here with cheef preestz 'thority to putz your peeps in jale! Iz I not rite?"
15 Ceiling cat says "Yes, he waz but he differn now. I has maded him to followz me an speak in my naem to teh Gentiles, ther kingz and Israel peeps.
16 I shoewz him how much he mus suffur for mah name. No worriez, kk?"
17 So Ananias wented to howse. He foundz Saul and dids wut Ceiling Cat say. He place hans on Saul. Ananias sed, "Hai Saul, Ceiling Cat, who pwnded your eyez with crazie lite, sented me to u so you cans be filld with teh Hover Cat. kk? You can has site bak."
18 Then weerd scaly thingz fell frum Saul's eyes. Saul seez again, ftw!!! Furst thing he do: he getz baptisd.
19 Then he eated foodzstufs cuz he wuz hungry. Food maded him strongur!

Saul in Damascus an Jerusalem
19 Saul spend lotz dayz with teh 'sciples in Damascus.
20 Whiel he waz der he speaks about Ceiling Cat n' stuf in teh sinamagogs.

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Psalm 30 1 Ai wull prayseh yu, teh Cieling Cat, cos yu pickd meh upz frm the toylut bowl an di unt letz next doorz dog laff at meh!! WAI DEY LAFF AT MEH!!!11!! 2 O teh Cieling Cat, I corlded yu an yu gis me the maike betta medsin. (Tayste bad tho srsly). 3 O teh Cieling Cat, yu has gotz meh from teh gardin holze an di unt letz meh fallz in teh toylut agen, srsly, ah keeypz duin that… 4 Myawzez 2 teh Cieling Cat, yu furreh toyz ov hiz, that goze skweek! Sayz iz nayme lotz and lotz and lotz!! 5 Cieling Catz mad fing tis shoort, but heez luvz yah frevur, srsly, cuz ai iz mayekin noyzes all nyte (wihch ai iz k wiv), an deh sleepeh kittenz is happeh in teh mornun. 6 Wun ai iz on teh sofur, ai myaw “NAOW, IZ MAI CUSHIN!!!” 7 O Cieling Cat, wun yu lykez meh bestist , yu mayde meh scwatchin powst nt forl ovah wen ai iz scwatchin (vewy inportant), bt wen yu iz hydin ur fayse, ai iz lyke OMG yu dyssapeyude!!! Srsly lyke WTF? Wer yu gon?!!11!!!! YU INVISDIBUL!!! 8 Tuh yu O Cieling Cat, ai myawed mor: 2 Cieling Cat foor murseh!! 9 Wai teh dog allwayz trei 2 putz meh in toylut bowlz!!? Wai?!! Oh noes! Teh dogz trei 2 take mah cookiez!! Iz teh snayulz gunna bee yur kittehz?? Iz it gunna sayz yu luvz Cieling Cat more dan cookiez an meh?? 10 Lizun O Cieling Cat an giz meh cookiez plz, O Cieling Cat, beh mah fwuendz, k? 11 Yuh turnd mah cri cat 2 danz cat, tuk off taht grai furz an yuzed teh fur die of teh fun kynd, srsly, ai hatez teh garai furz, meks meh luk lyk teh ownur of sooicydul catz, srsly. 12 Soze mai hart can myawz 2 yuh an not beh myawluss. O Cieling Cat, ai givz yuh mah cookiez furevr, k, thnx, bai..

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Revelation 5:11-14

11 Then a bazillion kittehs gathered 'round an
12 They singed:
"Teh itty-bitty dead baby Lamb is so gret
an can has power an moniez an smartz an be reel strong
an can has honorz an gloriez an praise! Srsly!"
13 Then everwun everwherr in heaven an not in heaven an in teh ground an in teh oshun an everting singded:
"Teh orange statchoo dood an teh itty-bitty baby Lamb
Can has praise an honorz an gloriez an powerz
totally 4vr!"
14 Teh 4 aminulz wif all teh eyez sez: "Srsly," an teh old doodz fell down again.

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John 21:1-19
Happy Cat makz Fishburgerz

1 Aftr dez stuff, teh dscpls sez happy cat at Tiberiases Sea, and he duz it liek ths.
2 Simon Petercat and Thomcat whoz naemd Didcatymus and Nathaniel frm Cana in Galilee, Zebedeez sonz, and two othuh dscpls wuz tgthr.
3 And Simon Peter sez to thm: "Ize goan out fssshng." And they sez: "Weez goin too." So out goez them and getz into the baot, but they din catchin nuthn. All nght. Srsly.
4 Happy Cat, sez dem, but dey did not dink it was Happy Cat.
5 He mewd, "Haf u any fish?". Dey zed "Nu".
6 He zed, "Drop ur fish net de other wayz". Dey did dis an loz of yumy fish fild teh net an dey couldnt pick it al up.
7 Den teh dscpl woh Happy Cat luvz, zed "it is Ceiling Catz kitty", an petercat herd dis he put on his top and jumd in teh nasty watrz to get to Happy Cat.
8 Teh othrz came in with the boat and al teh fish.
9 Dey sez him cooking fish burgerz.
10 Happy Cat sez to dem, "Bring some fish to cook".
11 Petercat got teh 153 vry big fish an dropd dem at Happy Cat, an teh net had nu hols in it.
12 Happy Cat sez "ymm, eat", an nu dscpls sez "who r u?", dey all knoz he was Ceiling Catz kitty.
13 Happy Cat dropd dem teh fishburgers.
14 An dat waz twee tiems Happy Cat waz with dscpls after hm liev again.

Happy Cat makz Petercat Happy again
15 Aftr tehy haz teh fishburgrz, Jesus sez to Petercat, "Simon Johnson, doz u luvz me moar thn tihs?" and he sez "lol, yah, I liek u moer than ear rub." and Jesus sez "Mah miec can haz burgrz."
16 And Happy Cat sez gen "Hay Simon Johnson, doz u loves me moar dan tilapia fish?" and he sez "um yah, I liek you moar dan belly rub." and Happy cat sez "U keep mah miec saef."
17 An Happy Cat sez one moar tiem "Hay Simon Johnson, doz u liek me moer dan chin rub? Srsly?" and Petercat iz liek WTF? becuz Happy Cat sezd "Does u liek me" gen and he sez "u knoz evrything, srsly u knoz, I Luvs u." and Happy Cat sez "Moar burgrs for mah miec"
18 "Srsly, srsly, when u waz teh kittehns, u haz teh fur and u goes placez u want; u will haz teh olds and sumone elsz haz teh fur fore u and tehy sez 'U goes here naow, k?' and u sez 'Do not want!' but u goes tehre neways."
19 And he sayed teh stuffs becuz tahts haow he diez becuz teh Ceiling Cat pwns. And aftr he sayed teh stuffs he sez "Hy, chase me, k?"

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LOL Cat Bible: Lectionary Readings for the Second Sunday of Easter, April 11, 2010

Second Sunday of Easter
April 11, 2010

Acts 5:27-32
Psalm 118:14-29 or
Psalm 150
Revelation 1:4-8
John 20:19-31

Acts 5:27-32

27 Qwestun tiem for teh apawsals!
28 "Doods, we sed dun preech. But yu go an do it anyway, stoopid!"
29 Peter an teh oder apawsals sey bak, "No. Yu stoopid
30 Ceiling Cat mad Baby Jesus not ded, k?
31 An Ceiling Cat put Baby Jesus nex to his kitteh bed an mak it so him can tak awai INVISIBLE ERROR an mak it al okai, k?
32 An luk, we can has HoverCat, an we see dis stuff. Srsly."

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Psalm 118 1 Givz all sortz of madz propz to lieks teh ceiling cat cause he's liek good and such; hiz awesomeness goes on for liek everz. 2 Letz izarail sez "Him luf goes on for liek everz." 3 Let teh family of liek Aaron liek sez "Him luf go on liek forever." 4 Letz those dat fearz teh Ceiling Cat sez "Doods him luf and niceness goez on for liek everz" 5 I was liek in some liek major badness and liek I called for Ceiling Cat: He liek said "Hai I'm hear what u want?", I waz all liek " needed some helpz plz", and den Ceiling Cat cames toed me and liek gives me something. It was a bigly biger big field wif some liek flowerz and suf, Me and Him waz hapi now. 6 Ceiling Cat is liek on me side; I will not be fraid: What could a Grue do to me long as liek Ceiling Cat and his luf is with me. 7 Ceiling Cat taked me parts wif dem that wif me: saying liek dat they willn't have his luf dat I want. 8 It iz liek gooder to liek putz ur selfs faithz in liek ceiling cat tehn to putz ur trustz en likes non ceiling catz ppl. 9 It iz liek gooder to liek put all uf ur trustz in Ceiling Cat than to liek put them in liek royal ppl. 10 All of teh othre ppl liek came aroundz me: but in teh name Celing Cat I wil maked dem luf him. 11 Tey were all liek around me; I mean realy around me, they were around me: but in teh name of Celing Cat I wil maked dem luf him. 12 Tey surronded me liek flowers round a cat in a goodest painting: tey were runed away liek tey food of teh fat house cat: fur in teh name of Ceiling Cat I will maked dem luf him. 13 You haved trust bad at me dat I maybed fall: but Ceiling Cat helped me. 14 Celing Cat is my luf and my music ting, and is liek going to be my happy song luf after I is not live. 15 Teh voice of happyness giving and goodness is in teh places of teh place of teh Ceiling Cat: teh right paw of Ceiling doseth really awesome tings. 16 Teh right paw of Ceiling Cat is taked high: teh right paw of Celing Cat doseth really awesome tings. 17 I will not no live, but live, and sez to all teh good tings of Ceiling Cat. 18 Ceiling Cat has liek learned me good: but he no give me no life. 19 Open teh gate of Celing Cat: I wilf goes into tem, and I shall say how good Ceiling Cat is. 20 Teh gate of Ceiling Cat, so teh goodly good may come in. 21 I will sez how good u is: caus liek u did hearded me, and liek I get good tings liek flowers from u. 22 Teh Celing that teh Grues no want is become teh ceiling of teh building. 23 This is Ceiling Cat's stuf that he is diding; it are awesomly awsome in all of ur eyes. 24 This is teh day which Ceiling Cat did maked; we will do happy dances and be realy glad while we did it. 25 Not now, I ask u, O Ceing Cat; O Ceiling Cat, I ask u, sended me some goodness and maked sure that it's emailed. 26 Good gived is he that is moving in teh name of Ceiling cat: we have gived him all kind of cookies out of his hoze. 27 Celing Cat is teh only Ceiling Cat, which did showed us light: when wes give him cookies, even teh ones wif M&Ms in em. 28 U is my Ceiling Cat, and I will give u mad propz: U is my Ceiling Cat, I will moved u high up on teh scale. 29 O gives teh Ceiling Cat all likes Cheezburgerz; cuz lieks him gewd: for his cooledness goeed on likes 4everz.

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Psalm 150 1 Give teh Ceiling Cat props! Givim props in His hause. Givim teh props in Hiz strong hause!!! 2 Givim props for teh mightee acts: givim props based on how much heez awsum. 3 Prayz Him wif teh sound of teh meowin: prayz Him wif teh rubr bandz an scratchin teh screen door. 4 Prayz Him wif teh tamburine an teh DDR: prayz Him on teh guitarz n synths. 5 Prayz Him wif teh loud clatrin uv teh cookie sheets: prayz Him wif teh anoyin soundin metal potz. 6 Srsly u geiz, if u'z breafin u shud be givin teh Ceiling Cat madprops. Props 2 u Ceiling Cat.

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Revelation 1:4-8

4 John seyz, hay teh sehvuhn churchez over therr in Asia: Oh hai, from teh Ceiling Cat whoz alwayz around, an alwayz haz beens around, an alwayz will bes around, and hai from the sehvuhn kittehs sittin next to his mighteh sofuh.
5 Oh, also, hai frum Happycat, who iz liek totally l33t. Srsly. To Happycat who totally luvz us an died for us an stuff,
6 Ur awsum, kthx.
7 Invisibuhl airplane for Happycat! Everwun will see him in teh airplane, even tho iz invisibuhls. Even thoze bad doodz who wuz so mean will seez him, and everwun will be totally bummed. Srsly.
8 Teh Ceiling Cat sez "iz teh lolfa n iz lolmega n i allwayz haz been n allwayz will be also i haz strongness! rawr"

John 20:19-31

Marykitteh Magdacatlene seez Happy Cat
10 Den teh desipuls goez back to der homehs,
11 but Marykitteh stood outside teh plac whar teh ded guise iz crying. As teh lady waz cryin, her bent ovur to look into teh plac whar teh ded guise iz
12 n see two catangels in wiet, seating whar Happy Cat’s husk haf been, one at teh ears n teh otehr at teh paws.
13 Dey ask her, "Why u crying?" "Dey haf taked mai Happy Cat," teh lady seded, "n I dun know whar dey haf putted him."
14 At dis, Marykitteh turned round, but seh dun realize dat it was Happy Cat.
15 "Lady," him seded, "why u howling? Who iz u looking fer?" Finking him was teh garden cat, seh seded, "Sir, if u haf takeded him away, tell meh whar u haf putted him, n I will get him."
16 Happy Cat seded to her, "Marykitteh." Teh lady turned to him n cry out in Catamaic, "Cattoni!" (which meenz smart cat).
17 Happy Cat seded, "Dun paw meh, fer I dun yet coem bak to teh Ceiling Cat. Go instead to mai brother cats n tell dem, 'Ai coem bak to mai First Cat n ur First Cat, to mai Ceiling Cat n ur Ceiling Cat.' "
18 Marykitteh Magdacatlene goez to teh desipuls wif teh noos: "I haf seen teh Ceiling Cat Kitten!" N teh lady told dem dat him haf seded dees things to her.

Da Desipuls Seez Happy Cat
19 On teh evening ov dat first day ov teh week, wen teh desipuls were togetehr, wif teh doors locked fer fear ov teh Joos, Happy Cat caem n stood wit dem n seded, "purring fil u!"
20 After him seded dis, him showed dem him hns n side. Teh desipuls were ovurjoyed wen dey see teh Happy Cat.
21 A gain Happy Cat seded, "purring fil u! As teh Ceiling Cat has sent meh, Iz sending u."
22 N wif dat him breeatedhd on dem n seded, "Smell teh Hover Cat, un eat".
23 If u fergive catz wen dey eat ur cookie, dey are fergiven; if u dun fergive dem, dey are not fergiven."

Thomascat Seez Happy Cat
24 Now Thomascat (called 2catymus), one ov teh Twelf, was not wif teh desipuls wen Happy Cat caem.
25 So teh otehr desipuls told him, "OMG We haf seen teh Ceiling Cat’s Kitten!" But him seded to dem, "His wounz--show dem to me."
26 Later him desipuls iz in teh house a gain, n Thomascat was wif dem. Though teh doors were locked, but Happy Cat waz liek "Oh hai! Purring fil u!"
27 Den him seded to Thomascat, "My wounz--let me show u them. Srsly."
28 Thomascat seded to him, "OMG! U rulz!"
29 Den Happy Cat told him, "Becuz u sees meh, u haf bleevs, iz gud; but iz moar bettr if u dun sees me n stil bleeve."
30 BTW: Happy Cat does a lotz moar big tings n of teh otehr stuffs, n I rites dem daown, but I eated dem.
31 But I dun eated dees stuffs, so u kin bleeve Happy Cat is Ceiling Cat's kitty n haf teh lifes, k?

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The Granddogs

The new granddog, WillowScout Sophie

I haven't taken photos of these dogs in over a year. I have four granddogs. The fourth, Daisy, can be seen here. I have a new granddog now — Willow! She is a lady but a barker. Scout is the perfect dog: calm, secure and serene. And Sophie? Well, there is no describing her. She has behavioral problems. All three dogs belong to Nate and Amy.

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Cats on Tuesday: Jack the Grandcat

Meet Jack, my new grandcat! He is a brown tabby with white kitty. I haven't had a chance to learn all about his background yet, but he has quite the personality. He likes to carry around socks and will raid your laundry for them. He loves scratches and yowls for them. But his limit seems to be about three head scratches and then he becomes angry and will try to scratch you. As we all know from this behavior, he came from an abusive home until rescued by Nate. Nate and Jack now are with daughter Amelia in Barton.

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LOL Cat Bible: Lectionary Readings for Easter Sunday

Sunday, April 4, 2010
Easter Sunday

Acts 10:34-43 or
Isaiah 65:17-25
Psalm 118:1-2, 14-24
1 Corinthians 15:19-26 or
Acts 10:34-43
John 20:1-18 or
Luke 24:1-12

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Isaiah 65:17-25

new heavens an new earth

17 "behold, im gonna create New heavens an new earth. Teh formr things will not be rememberd, Nor will they come 2 mind.
18 butt be glad an rejoice forevr In wut im gonna create, 4 im gonna create jerusalem 2 be delight An itz peeps joy.
19 im gonna rejoice ovar jerusalem An taek delight in mah peeps; Teh sound ov weepin an ov cryin Will be herd in it no moar.
20 "nevr again will thar be in it An infant hoo livez but few dais, Or an old man hoo doez not liv out his yeers; He hoo diez at hundrd Will be thot mere youth; He hoo fails 2 reach [a] hundrd Will be considerd accursd.
21 they will build haus an dwell in them; They will plant vineyardz an eat their fruit.
22 no longr will they build haus an others liv in them, Or plant an others eat. 4 as teh dais ov tree, So will be teh dais ov mah peeps; Mah chosen onez will long enjoy Teh werkz ov their hanz.
23 they will not toil in vain Or bear children doomd 2 misfortune; 4 they will be peeps blesd by teh lord, They an their descendants wif them.
24 before they call im gonna anzwr; While they r still speakin im gonna hear.
25 teh wolf an teh lamb will fed togethr, An teh lion will eat straw liek teh ox, But dust will be teh serpents fud. They will neithr harm nor destroy On all mah holy mountain," Sez teh lord.

teh footnotez
* a - isaiah 65:20 or / teh sinnr hoo reachez

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Psalm 118 1 Givz all sortz of madz propz to lieks teh ceiling cat cause he's liek good and such; hiz awesomeness goes on for liek everz. 2 Letz izarail sez "Him luf goes on for liek everz." 3 Let teh family of liek Aaron liek sez "Him luf go on liek forever." 4 Letz those dat fearz teh Ceiling Cat sez "Doods him luf and niceness goez on for liek everz" 5 I was liek in some liek major badness and liek I called for Ceiling Cat: He liek said "Hai I'm hear what u want?", I waz all liek " needed some helpz plz", and den Ceiling Cat cames toed me and liek gives me something. It was a bigly biger big field wif some liek flowerz and suf, Me and Him waz hapi now. 6 Ceiling Cat is liek on me side; I will not be fraid: What could a Grue do to me long as liek Ceiling Cat and his luf is with me. 7 Ceiling Cat taked me parts wif dem that wif me: saying liek dat they willn't have his luf dat I want. 8 It iz liek gooder to liek putz ur selfs faithz in liek ceiling cat tehn to putz ur trustz en likes non ceiling catz ppl. 9 It iz liek gooder to liek put all uf ur trustz in Ceiling Cat than to liek put them in liek royal ppl. 10 All of teh othre ppl liek came aroundz me: but in teh name Celing Cat I wil maked dem luf him. 11 Tey were all liek around me; I mean realy around me, they were around me: but in teh name of Celing Cat I wil maked dem luf him. 12 Tey surronded me liek flowers round a cat in a goodest painting: tey were runed away liek tey food of teh fat house cat: fur in teh name of Ceiling Cat I will maked dem luf him. 13 You haved trust bad at me dat I maybed fall: but Ceiling Cat helped me. 14 Celing Cat is my luf and my music ting, and is liek going to be my happy song luf after I is not live. 15 Teh voice of happyness giving and goodness is in teh places of teh place of teh Ceiling Cat: teh right paw of Ceiling doseth really awesome tings. 16 Teh right paw of Ceiling Cat is taked high: teh right paw of Celing Cat doseth really awesome tings. 17 I will not no live, but live, and sez to all teh good tings of Ceiling Cat. 18 Ceiling Cat has liek learned me good: but he no give me no life. 19 Open teh gate of Celing Cat: I wilf goes into tem, and I shall say how good Ceiling Cat is. 20 Teh gate of Ceiling Cat, so teh goodly good may come in. 21 I will sez how good u is: caus liek u did hearded me, and liek I get good tings liek flowers from u. 22 Teh Celing that teh Grues no want is become teh ceiling of teh building. 23 This is Ceiling Cat's stuf that he is diding; it are awesomly awsome in all of ur eyes. 24 This is teh day which Ceiling Cat did maked; we will do happy dances and be realy glad while we did it. 25 Not now, I ask u, O Ceing Cat; O Ceiling Cat, I ask u, sended me some goodness and maked sure that it's emailed. 26 Good gived is he that is moving in teh name of Ceiling cat: we have gived him all kind of cookies out of his hoze. 27 Celing Cat is teh only Ceiling Cat, which did showed us light: when wes give him cookies, even teh ones wif M&Ms in em. 28 U is my Ceiling Cat, and I will give u mad propz: U is my Ceiling Cat, I will moved u high up on teh scale. 29 O gives teh Ceiling Cat all likes Cheezburgerz; cuz lieks him gewd: for his cooledness goeed on likes 4everz.

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1 Corinthians 15:19-26

19 Which wud maek us pretti pathetek wudnt it.
20 But Jesus rilli did com bak from teh ded. He wuz teh frst wun.
21 Deth comd bcz of a man (thatz Adam k) an now victri ovr deth comz bcz of a man (thatz Jesus k).
22 Evribodi diez bcz of Adam, but now evribodi can be aliev bcz of Jesus.
23 U haz to taek turnz tho. Jesus frst, den dose who bilongz to him. Datz u k.
24 Den teh end wil com, when Ceiling Cat haz destroid evribodi elsiz powr, kingz n evribodi, n Jesus givz him teh wurld.
25 Jesus wil be in charj until he haz beatnd all his enemiz.
26 An teh last enemi to be destroid will be deth.

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John 20:1-18

Teh Empty Plac whar teh ded guise iz

1 Early on teh first day ov teh week, while it was still dark, Marykitteh Magdacatlene goez to teh plac whar teh ded guise iz n see dat teh stone haf been takeded from teh front.
2 So teh lady caem rly fast liek to Simon Petercat n teh otehr disipul, teh one HappyCat luvs, n seded, "Dey haf taked teh Ceiling Cat’s kitty out ov teh plac whar teh ded guise iz, n we dun know whar dey haf putted him!"
3 So Petercat n teh otehr disipul go to teh plac whar teh ded guise iz.
4 Bov were rly fast liek, but teh otehr disipul goez fastr den Petercat n got to teh plac whar teh ded guise iz first.
5 Him bent ovur n see in at teh strips ov linen lying der but dun go in.
6 Den Simon Petercat, who was behind him, got der n goez into teh plac whar teh ded guise iz. Him see teh strips ov linen lying der,
7 as well as teh burial clov dat haf been around Happy Cat’s hed. Teh clov was foldeded up by itself, not wit teh linen.
8 Finally teh otehr disipul, who haf go to teh plac whar teh ded guise iz first, also goez inside. Him see n bleeved.
9(Dey still dun understn from Scaptur dat Happy Cat haf to rise from teh dead.)

Marykitteh Magdacatlene seez Happy Cat
10 Den teh desipuls goez back to der homehs,
11 but Marykitteh stood outside teh plac whar teh ded guise iz crying. As teh lady waz cryin, her bent ovur to look into teh plac whar teh ded guise iz
12 n see two catangels in wiet, seating whar Happy Cat’s husk haf been, one at teh ears n teh otehr at teh paws.
13 Dey ask her, "Why u crying?" "Dey haf taked mai Happy Cat," teh lady seded, "n I dun know whar dey haf putted him." 14 At dis, Marykitteh turned round, but seh dun realize dat it was Happy Cat.
15 "Lady," him seded, "why u howling? Who iz u looking fer?" Finking him was teh garden cat, seh seded, "Sir, if u haf takeded him away, tell meh whar u haf putted him, n I will get him."
16 Happy Cat seded to her, "Marykitteh." Teh lady turned to him n cry out in Catamaic, "Cattoni!" (which meenz smart cat).
17 Happy Cat seded, "Dun paw meh, fer I dun yet coem bak to teh Ceiling Cat. Go instead to mai brother cats n tell dem, 'Ai coem bak to mai First Cat n ur First Cat, to mai Ceiling Cat n ur Ceiling Cat.' "
18 Marykitteh Magdacatlene goez to teh desipuls wif teh noos: "I haf seen teh Ceiling Cat Kitten!" N teh lady told dem dat him haf seded dees things to her.

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Luke 24:1-12
Jesus comz bak

1 Teh ladiez taked sum catnip to Jesus's tomb. Thatz whear he wuz putted when he kinda ded.
2 Teh stone in front of it had bin movded, witch iz weird cuz it iz so big and stuff.
3 but when dey wented in hes bodi wented somewhere else, prolly cuz someone liked it an took it home.
4 Dey wuz kinda confuzed but gud fer dem dese two birdkatz showd up. Dere clothz wuz shini liek lietnin witch iznt gud cuz itz so loud.
5 Teh ladiez wuz all scareded but teh birdkatz wuz liek "Why look for livin kat in teh plaec whaer jus dead katz iz keeped, LOL.
6 He iznt here, he wuz bored so left! He did told u he gunna leaf if get board!!11!
7 He wuz liek 'I iz gonna get found by teh guyz that make me reallies reallies wet, lik under waterz wetz, an put on two big stiks an com bak after 3 dayz cuz 4 daiz to long to sit in cavez.' Yea, wez not sur why hez wantz do al dat etherz, mebee for fun? "
8 Den teh ladiez thinked hard bout stuff he sayed an dey wuz liek "Oh, We forgotted LOL."
9 When dey gotted bak dey telld all dis to sum guyz dat didnt left:
10 Mary Magdalene who wuz lik totally hot on Jesuz whoa, Joanna, Mary who wuz Jezuz's old mom (hiz fadder waz actually Ceiling Kat!), an the ladiez who wuz wif dem tellded teh stori about Jezuz Kat wak up.
11 But teh apoclypsez wuz liek "STFU" an didint beleev dem.
12 Peter at leest wented to teh tomb witch wuz a hold in teh wall. He saw peaces ef yarn dat Jezus Kat did got tangleds up in real bad an he wuz liek "WTF?"

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Mode, Median and Mean

I found this great activity at BBC: Bitesize with the code for the blog. It took me, regrettably, awhile to learn how to manipulate the buildings. Now I'm off to find more more!

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Lots to Learn

The girls were very curious when I went into the barn.

I found 5 eggs and held all of them in one hand while I had the big camera in the other. There are 11 hens in the flock. I never got all 11 in the frame on this visit.

They all thought something was interesting off on the left.

I dropped an egg! But 5 of the hens raced over to eat it up. I thought that was helpful of them.

Amelia told me that by allowing them to eat the dropped egg, I may have taught them to peck their eggs open. That's a bad thing. Sorry! From now on, I take an egg basket into the barn with me.

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Cats on Tuesday: Pansy Bites

left to right: Buddy, Pansy, Zorro

Pansy continues to grow friendlier and bolder. Last night my ears were bothering me so much that I took to bed very early to watch TV. The cats immediately piled up around me. Buddy is always in the crook of my left arm. Pansy, who passionately loves Buddy, curled up on top of him and began to wash my hand. But then she began nibbling. And then she began chewing. And finally she sunk her fangs into my hand. I think she would've torn a hunk out of me if I hadn't pulled my hand away from her quickly. I can't believe that my Pansy, who has avoided me for years, who ran away from me for years, is now kissing me!

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Tripod Interruption

In reverse chronological order:
above: Canon XSi manual settings, f10, 1/400 sec

I finally got a very good tripod for the Canon! It was well worth the cost. Especially considering that I broke the Kodak tripod with the Canon because the camera was too heavy for it. So one expensive tripod makes up for many cheap Kodak tripods.

I have no idea what setting the above photo is on but I like the effect.

I haven't completed blogging about New Haven or Vermont but I have to interrupt the flow: I have been obsessed with getting good moon photos again. As good as I got with the Kodak. I can't do that well with the Canon because the Kodak had optical zoom. I need a long lens for the Canon to get close. I need at least 400mm and hopefully can get 800mm lens soon. But you can see that as I practiced and read, I got better and better. However, you will experience it as worse and worse because blogs go backward through time.

Two nights ago: shutter priority

A week ago: I don't know the settings on this either.

I'm glad I got these shots in because the skies will probably be cloudy every night this week. Have a great week!

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Craftsbury, Vermont Is a Good Place to Retire in New England - WSJ.com

Craftsbury, Vermont Is a Good Place to Retire in New England - WSJ.com
This is an excellent article about the NEK from a former Long Island native who has retired in the Kingdom. I agree with the statement that "Single people, especially, complain of isolation." I truly enjoy being alone but the winters, even for me, could be excruciatingly long. I have often joked that Vermont's first in the nation civil union law (which has been replaced by a marriage equity law) was not about politics. It was about Vermonter's concern that nobody be alone in the winter.

I often drove through snowstorms at night for long hours where there were no cars and where nobody lived. There were just miles and miles of forest with an occasional wolf walking down the road in the storm. I remember worrying that if I went into a ditch it could be a long time before I was ever found. The women at school began to check in on me in the winter to make sure I was OK, and I appreciated that. They said everybody needs to have somebody worry that they are safe at night.

I kept busy during storms with photography, observing the wildlife, reading and music. The Barton community is marvelous. The library is an important part of life there, as is the church.

I have wonderful memories of those days. If you are alone in the Kingdom, reach out and let others know.

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