Thursday, August 16, 2007

Feline Laws of Physics

Feline Laws of Physics: FELINE LAWS OF PHYSICS Cats have their own rules of physics. Here are some of them.
Newton's First Law of Cat Inertia: A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of a can or the sight of a prey.

Newton's First Law of Cat Motion: A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.

Newton's Law of Feline Acceleration: A cat continues to accelerate at a constant speed until he needs to stop.

Newton's First Law of Pill Rejection: Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.

Newton's Second Law of Pill Rejection: Any cat restrained for the purposes of administering a pill has the potential to reach escape velocity.

Newton's Law of Concentration of Mass: A cat's mass increases in direct proportion to the comfort of the lap she occupies.
Click the link at the beginning of this post to read more.
(The site was very slow for me.)


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