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Our outhouse is open at the front, and it faces deeply shaded sugar maple woods. The dancers — two or three dozen of them — each have six long, spindly legs. They jitterbug up and down and forward and back in a dark corner just under the roof, and they are worked up to a frenetic speed. Undoubtedly they are expert performers. They ought to be. They've probably been doing one or another version of their act for more than 225 million years, since the Triassic period. And indeed, their performance doesn't disappoint.
Most of the dancers are single, but several have partners to whom they are firmly attached — by their genitals. The members of a pair face in opposite directions, and when — more often than the singles — they come to rest, they dangle with one holding on to the ceiling with its front legs while the other dangles below.
". . . ant lions . . . are slow-moving predators that catch fast ants. They do this by making pits in lose, dry sand. The pits serve as traps; the ant lions hide buried in sand at the bottom of the traps with only their sharp tonglike pincers exposed; and with these pincers they grab any ant that wanders in. If an ant then starts to scramble up the steep, slippery slope of dry sand, they throw up loose sand that starts a sandslide and brings it back down and into reach.
Sunday, July 19, 2009My internets have been so slow (or non-existent) that I was unable to post until today! What a bummer! |
Psalm 89 Ceiling Cat madez a dele wif teh speshul David. Srsly. 1 Oh hai Ceiling Cat iz liek meowin' at ur luvs 4 uz, an stuffs. An wif mi mouf iz tellin' mi babiez an teh kittiez next doer of ur awesomeness. 2 An ai saiz dat u luv uz kittiz all 4eva an eva. Srsly. U riliables liek teh ceiling wich rain wen it sad an getes uz all wets. 3 An u sais "Ai has madez a deals wif mai speshul pplz, Srsly, ai has toldez mai kitteh Davids: 4 Ai lookz after your kittehs and buildz tehm troehnz, an makez dem cheezeburgerz fur all teh kittehs." 5 Oh mai graet Ceiling Cat iz praising u so badz an givin u cheezeburgerz, cause u iz all liek, ai is faithful in maekin holi wuns, n stuffs. 6 An whu in teh Ceiling iz beins leik yu, noe wuns taht whu. Srsly. Noet eveh teh BerdKats, 7 Who iz fearin teh Ceiling Cat in awl him howliness an awesohmness. 8 Oh graet Ceiling Cat, whu iz awesohm leik u. We dunno, srsly. 9 Cause u iz lookin afteh teh oshuns, we iz liek sayin fanks fur teh noet wettin uz, an stuffs. 10 Wehn u iz liek pwnin Ra'hab, him was liek a skwashed cheezeburger. An u waz chasin awai all yuz emenies leik littul mices tuh ur pahw. Srsly. 11 U maeks al teh fings leik teh Ceiling an teh Urfs. An we luvs dem liek our hoomans. 12 An u maeks teh ups an douns, fur taht pplz fank u. 13 Yuz has a mietiful pahw an a hai riet awm. 14 unneath u is fahreness an out off u coems luv. Liek teh lolrus loevs his bukket. 15 Happeh iz teh kittehs u meow at. |
Psalm 23 1 Ceiling Cat iz mai sheprd (which is funni if u knowz teh joek about herdin catz LOL.) He givz me evrithin I need. 2 He letz me sleeps in teh sunni spot an haz liek nice waterz r ovar thar. 3 He makez mai soul happi an maeks sure I go teh riet wai for him. Liek thru teh cat flap insted of out teh opin windo LOL. 4 I iz in teh valli of dogz, fearin no pooch, bcz Ceiling Cat iz besied me rubbin' mah ears, an it maek me so kumfy. 5 He letz me sit at teh taebl evn when peepl who duzint liek me iz watchn. He givz me a flea baff an so much gooshy fud it runz out of mai bowl LOL. 6 Niec things an luck wil chase me evrydai an I wil liv in teh Ceiling Cats houz forevr. |
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Psalm 24 1 Teh worldz belong 2 Ceiling Cat, N all teh cheezburgerz N all teh kittehs. 2 Ceiling Cat made ur worldz like big water bowl, N no backwash! 3 Which lolcat brave enuf 2 climb Ceiling Cat'z scratching post? Which lolcat brave enuf to piss in Ceiling Cat'z territoreh? Which lolcat cn let Ceiling Cat in teh pet-door? 4 only teh lolcat wif bestestest tongue 4 givin bathz. N no fleaz. 5 Ceiling Cat give that lolcat cheezburgerz N cookies. 6 Srsly. kthxbye. 7 Lift teh cat flap N let Ceiling Cat in. 8 Ceiling cat are serious cat. This are serious psalm. 9 Let him in ur cat flap, srsly. 10 Ceiling Cat are serious. Let him in ur cat flap. Itz cold in teh garage. Srsly. kthxbye. |
Psalm 85 Singy Tiem fo tha Sunz Uv Korah 1 Ceiling Cat, yur realeh kewl. Srsly. Yu maek no moar slaev kittehs. 2 Yu maek all uv invisible errors betta an stuff. 3 Yu no maek angwy tiem no moars. Dats kewl, Iz no lieks dat stuffs. 4 Plz dun be mad no moars. 5 Ceiling Cat be mad at us tiems infinity? NOES!!1! Evn our littlest kitteh sunz? 6 Mehbey yu maek it all betta, an we maek funneh sownds at yu? 7 Haev merceh on us!!1! 8 Iz be good listender. Ceiling Cat talkz peece an stuffs an blah blah 2 his fello kittehs. Dey dun need 2 be bad kittehs after dat. 9 We be fraid uv Ceiling cat. Sow we gets gud stuffs! His awesum stuff culd maek dis place bettr. 10 Merceh and troofs be wif each uthur. Gud stuffs and peece maek out. 11 Troofs will pounce frum Urfs; gud stuffs come frum ceiling. 12 Ceiling Cat giveded us teh gud stuffs, an we maek it gud on Urfs. 13 Gud stuffs maek us liek Ceiling Cat. |
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Sunday, July 5, 2009Psalm 48 1 Leet iz be Ceiling Cat, and mostest wurthy of prayze, in teh sandbox of owr Ceiling Cat, his holee mountan. 2 Itz pritty since iz be loftee, iz be joy of da hole urths. Liek the tippy-top of Zaphon iz Mount Zion, teh sandbox of teh leet King. 3 Ceiling Cat iz in her bases, bein all her bases. 4 Wen teh kingz joind up and stormd owt 5 dey sawd her an wuz liek, “WTF!!!” and ranz away. 6 dey wuz shakin and hurtin lieks laydee sqweezin owt a baby. 7 Yu pwned dem liek da boatz of Tarshish wuz pwned bai da eest wind. 8 Liek az we hearded, so we haz saw in teh sandbox of teh Almightee Ceiling Cat: him makes her sekur for evr. Selah! (wat diz meen!?) 9 Wez in yur temple, Ceiling Cat, thinkin bout yur luv. 10 Liek yur name, Ceiling Cat, yur prayzez goez to teh endes of teh urths; yur rite paw iz full wif righchusnez. 11 Mount Zion lols, alsoz lols teh sandboxes of Judah, cuz of yur jugementz. 12 Wandah round Zion, be countin her towahz, 13 be thinkin bout her rampartz, alsoz be thinking bout her bases, soez yu can be tellin future kitties bout dem. 14 For dis Ceiling Cat iz be owr Ceiling Cat, for evr and evr, and iz be owr leadah to teh endz. Srsly. |
Psalm 123 1 I look at hole in ceiling. 2 Peoples need peoples and stuff so look at Ceiling Cat til is good 2 us. 3 Be excelnt 2 us cos teh others are not. 4 Bad people make fun of us. |
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