LOL Cat Bible: Lectionary Readings for the Second Sunday After Epiphany

Sunday, January 20, 2008
Second Sunday after Epiphany

Isaiah 49:1-7
Psalm 40:1-11
(Ps. 40:8)
1 Corinthians 1:1-9
John 1:29-42

Before we begin the lectionary readings,
we must ask for special prayers for Gretchen's mom,
Dorothy. Lots and lots of prayers.
We all need her back as soon as possible!
Send cards and prayers to her daughter Paula at Bassett Knitter.

Photo of Dorothy and Gretchen from Bassett Knitter

Of today's readings, these are the verses that have been translated:

1 Corinthians 1:1-9
Yay for Cheezburgrs!

1 Ceiling Cat sez, "Paul, you be Jesus bro, cuz i like datz."
2 Hai to youz who iz in ur Corinth, likin ur Ceiling Cat, and to evri wonz else who sayz Jesus is da man.
3 Cheezburgrz for all of youz.

Yay for Cheezburgrs!
4 I alwayz thx Ceiling Cat for you.
5 Ceiling Cat givz you all you needz
6 because you liek Jebus.
7 U haz all teh cheezburgz u needz while u waitz for Jebus to come down from teh ceiling.
8 Ceiling cat will givez you cheezeburgrz, so you no eated cookiez.
9 Ceiling Cat never forgetz! O yeah an he sez "Plz hang with mah boy Jebus kthnx."

John 1:29-42
Ceiling Catz Shepe Jebus

Ceiling Catz Shepe Jebus
29 Next dai John seed Jebus. Sez "O hai Ceiling Catz shepe. Him fix invisibul error!!!1!
30 Tihs gai ai sed folowz me.
31 Ai washt peepz wit water (WTF??!1! Srsly) so Israel ppl no him."
32 John sez "Invisible Cat caem an stuck to him.
33 Invisibul Cat proovs
34 I seed an I no him is Ceiling Catz Kitteh!!!1!"

Jebus Noo Posse
35 Next dai John seed Jebus.
36 Sez "O hai Ceiling Catz shepe" (agin lol)
37 Hiz ppl heerd him. Tehy stalk Jebus.
38 Jebus seed tehm sed "Oh hai, sup?" They sed "Oh hay Teachr, ware ur place?"
39 Him sai ovr heer. So they chillt wit him an eated cheezburgrz.
40 Andrew was 1 those gais.
41 Andrew telled his brother Simon "Oh hai we found teh Messiah. He was behind teh sofa."
42 They went to saw Jebus an he sed "Yu Simon. I cal yu Cephas LOL."

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