One Single Impression 133: Passing

Breezes slip by me,
stirring flow'ry meadows with the
first breath of autumn.

For some reason, I got my haiku flowing this week. That hasn't happened in a long, long time. I enjoy sharing with all of you and I love doing the OSI blog with Sandy. I love writing haiku, also, but it is extremely challenging for me. One way I become inspired is by reading haiku at my leisure. I have been reading and re-reading Classic Haiku: The Greatest Japanese Poetry from Basho, Buson, Issa, Shiki, and Their Followers (Eternal Moments). It is a beautiful book that I keep by my bed.

But recently I ran across another book of haiku in the library and I enjoy it so much that I will have to buy it: Haiku: This Other World by Richard Wright. Wright is correct: haiku does create another world (at least for me).  The haiku in this book are more modern with both urban and pastoral themes. The notes and afterword in the back are comprehensive and valuable. I wanted to share this title with you in case you have missed it at the library.

Writing haiku helped Wright mourn. Wright's daughter writes in the Introduction that haiku is "a form of poetry which links seasons of the soul with nature's cycle of moods." I know that poetry, for all of us, heals and expresses our souls. I want to share a couple of my favorite Wright haiku here:

#728

Beneath pale stars,

Breathing wet on cattle horns,

A faint winter fog.

#721

As my anger ebbs,

The spring stars grow bright again

And the wind returns.

#716

With mouth gaping wide,

Swallowing strings of wild geese, —

Hungry autumn moon.

I can't share more with you. There are too many that fascinate me. Thank you for reading this rather long post. I hope you all have peaceful and beautiful week! 

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LOL Cat Bible: Lectionary Readings for September 12, 2010

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Jeremiah 4:11-12, 22-28
Psalm 14
Exodus 32:7-14
Psalm 51:1-10
1 Timothy 1:12-17
Luke 15:1-10

Jeremiah 4:11-12, 22-28

11 at dat tiem dis peeps an jerusalem will be told, "a scorchin wind frum teh barren heights in da desert blows toward mah peeps, but not 2 winnow or cleanze;
12 wind 2 strong 4 dat comez frum me. [a] nao i pronounce mah judgments against them."
22 "mah peeps r fools; They do not knoe me. They r senseles children; They has no understandin. They r skilld in doin evil; They knoe not how 2 do gud."
23 i lookd at teh earth, An it wuz formles an empty; An at teh heavens, An their light wuz gone.
24 i lookd at teh mountains, An they wuz quakin; All teh hills wuz swayin.
25 i lookd, an thar wuz no peeps; Evry bird in da sky had flown away.
26 i lookd, an teh fruitful land wuz desert; All itz towns lay in ruins Before teh lord, before his fierce angr.
27 dis ar teh wut teh lord sez: "teh whole land will be ruind, Though im gonna not destroy it completely.
28 therefore teh earth will mourn An teh heavens aboov grow dark, Cuz i has spoken an will not relent, I has decidd an will not turn bak."

Psalm 14 1 Short bus kittehs sez "No Ceiling Cat!" Theyz bad. 2 Ceiling Cat watches you masturbate, and iz like, do u getz it? 3 Theyz still bad 4 Dont thoze bad guyz who eat teh kittehs like cheezburgers reeulize that Ceiling Cat TOTALY RULEZ?!! 5 Ceiling Cat likez us better 6 We hidez under Ceiling Cat, cuz hes like, really big. 7 When Ceiling Cat bring back teh kittehs, that Jacob dood will be preety happi, and Izrael is all liek, "Way cool!"

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Meet Christopher, the so-called “guardian angel” of the Nine Lives Foundation’s Feline Well-Care Clinic in Redwood City. Christopher came to the clinic with a fractured pelvis, and, after recuperating, stuck around to help other unwell cats in the clinic.

What makes Christopher a “guardian angel” cat? Well, he seems to have a sixth sense that allows him to know when other cats require help. He has helped calm feral kittens, comforted cats in distress, and even assisted in a blood transfusion for an anemic kitten by making chief veterinarian Monica Thompson aware that he was the same rare blood type as the ill kitten:

“If I hadn’t paid attention to (Christopher), I probably would have lost the cat,” Thompson said.

We wish every kitteh could have a Christopher in its life.

Source: Mercury News / Via: GammaCat

Exodus 32:7-14

7 den teh lord sed 2 mosez, "go down, cuz ur peeps, whom u brought up out ov egypt, has become corrupt.
8 they has been quick 2 turn away frum wut i commandd them an has made themselvez an idle cast in da shape ov calf. they has bowd down 2 it an sacrificd 2 it an has sed, thees r ur godz, israel, hoo brought u up out ov egypt.
9 "i has seen thees peeps," teh lord sed 2 mosez, "an they r stiff-neckd peeps.
10 nao leef me alone so dat mah angr cud burn against them an dat i cud pwn them. den im gonna mak u into great nashun."
11 but mosez sought teh favor ov teh lord his ceilin cat. "lord," he sed, "y shud ur angr burn against ur peeps, whom u brung out ov egypt wif great powr an mighty hand?
12 y shud teh egyptianz say, it wuz wif evil intent dat he brought them out, 2 kill them in da mountains an 2 wipe them off da face ov teh earth? turn frum ur fierce angr; relent an do not brin disastr on ur peeps.
13 remembr ur servants abraham, isaac an israel, 2 whom u swore by ur own self: im gonna mak ur descendants as numerous as teh stars in da sky an im gonna giv ur descendants all dis land i promisd them, an it will be their inheritance furevr."
14 den teh lord relentd an did not brin on his peeps teh disastr he had threatend.

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Psalm 51 1 HALP, CEILING CAT; u said u wood luv me 4evar, and ur nice n stuff so plz make my invisible errors moar invisible 2 OH NOES TEH BATH but its ok coz mah invisible erorrs be washin' away 3 I knows what i done, mah invisible errors r like mirorrcat. Y U FOLLOWIN ME. 4 I dun u bad... u seen me doin it and sos u kan hit me with teh noosepapar and tell me to stfu. 5 I was bad even when i was a kittan. 6 U been lookin at me sinse i was all rollin around wit my bruders and sistars, wtf? How u been teechin me der? 7 I can has harbl? Den i will be kleen. Oh noes bath 8 I can has cheezburger? Mah broked legs will be dancin' 9 Plz dont be watchin' me masturbate, ceiling cat; if u watch plz foget. 10 Plz bake me a cookie, Ceiling Cat, but do not eated it :-( I can have ninja skills plz? 11 Noes pleez dont throw me into teh cold! Outside is bad 4 kittehs. 12 Halp me be moar like Happycat. I will maked a cookie for U. 13 Den I tell dogz 2 B like U. And all kittehs will love U 2. 14 Doan let nobudy eat me plz Ceiling Cat. Den I will say YAY! 15 Ceiling Cat, I can has singing plz? 16 U would not like I bring you the bukket I stoled. 17 Ceiling Cat likes sad kitteh? Cheezburger not mine? OK, I sorreh. 18 Nice Ceiling Cat. ::: pat pat pat ::: 19 Cheezburgers for everybudy!

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1 Timothy 1:12-17

12 Ceiling Cat FTW cuz he noez I r faythful n he makeded me his servant,
13 even tho I useded 2 say bad thingz n persekyute othr cats n stuff: he showed me I r doin it rong,
14 n now I'z ok.
15 Iz faythful n good 2 say dat Jebus came 2 da world 2 help us stop doin it rong. I useta be da worst of all,
16 but Christ Jebus gaveded me mercy n now Jebus showz evryone how much he sufferd, so they can has eternal life 2.
17 Dear Invisibl Ceiling Cat, u pwn; plz hav honor n glory 4ever kthxbai.

Luke 15:1-10

Teh Storey Bowt Losted Sheeps

1 Den all IRS d00dz an bad kittehs coem to hear Jebus.
2 An Fariseez sez "LOL Jebus etz wit bad kittehs! Him sux!'
3 Jebus sez, "WTF?
4 If lolcat had hundrd sheeps an won gits losted, doan him leev naintee nain sheeps an go luk fr losted won?
5 Den him find it an iz liek 'w00t!'
6 An dem him coem hoem, trow partee cuz him finded losted sheep. Srsly!
7 Ceiling Cat moar happi wen a bad kitteh being maed lolcat den bowt naintee nain gud kittehs."

Teh Storey Bowt Losted Muneez
8 "Or if lolcat haz ten muneez an losted won, doan her luk all ovr an up on hai shalf an undr sofa and evrywher til her finded it?
9 Den she trow partee wit all her frndz and sez 'w00t! I finded mai losted muneez!'
10 Ceiling Cat liek dat wen won bad kitteh being maed lolcat."

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Banners Again

I'm playing with banners so you'll be seeing new ones pop up and down over the next few days. You can let me know what looks good and what doesn't — just leave a comment. The spider web banner that is up tonight is not right. The coloring is wrong. I don't know whether to change the background color of the blog or to change the banner. I have thousands of photos to play with in all sorts of colors. I don't know if I'll have soft, rounded corners or these 90° corners. Any ideas?

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Published! (Again!)

My photos in Northern Woodlands Autumn 2010 edition.

Northern Woodlands Magazine contacted me a couple of months ago asking to use some of my mushroom photos for their autumn edition and I said yes. I have always enjoyed reading the magazine and intended, always, to subscribe. Now I have. They have a great website at northernwoodlands.org. You should peruse it and sign up for their free e-mail newsletter. You can subscribe from the site too, for their print magazine. You can view my photos and the article by Charles W. Johnson on page 16. Johnson has written at least 3 books.One, Bogs of the Northeast, is on my list of books to read as soon as possible (since, as you all know, we live on the beaver bog here) and it's at the library!. Johnson has another great mushroom article here.

The owner of the thumb holding the edible Chantarelle mushroom is my husband, John. Remember: don't even touch the poisonous mushrooms! John knows how to handle them and never touches anything after touching them until he washes in a brook. This is the perfect time of year to go into the woods and find mushrooms. The autumn rains help the spores grow and bloom very quickly. When you photograph mushrooms be sure to get the gills underneath. The stem, and how it connects to the mushroom head, is important too. Now get out there and take a pile of photos!


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Tractor Chicken and the Culvert

The road crew begins the installation of the new culvert.

Barton has an ordinance that says that your driveway can only be twenty feet wide. Our driveway was created before that ordinance and it is forty feet wide. The town road crew says it is the widest in the town. The problem with the driveway was that it had no culvert down by the road. Therefore, a lot of the driveway has washed away and it has created the land around the apple orchard to flood, creating a new bog. In the winter, ice from this bog would seep under the road and break the asphalt, so that the road here was always bad. People in church have even commented on the bad condition of the road here.

John quickly figured all this out and explained it to me, telling me that we need a culvert. So we called the town and Clem, Barton's Road Commissioner, dropped by and heartily agreed with John's conclusions.  Clem doesn't even know why the driveway was allowed to be built so wide without a culvert. Now, property owners buy the driveway culverts and the town will install and maintain them. So John and I took off for Newport and bought a culvert and had it delivered. The Barton road crew dropped in on July 1, after Route 16 was paved and improved, to install the culvert. These photos illustrate the process. 

Tractor chicken heard the town tractor and came down for grubs.

The ditch for the new culvert is dug.
Clem uses a transit to make sure the ditch is level.

The ditch immediately fills with water from the apple orchard.

Tractor Chicken & her sisters move in closer.

Tractor Chicken is determined to get to the new ditch.

Clem chases the chickens away.

The connector is added to connect 2 20-ft sections.

Clem gives one final push on the culvert to send it into the ditch.

While Clem worked, I chased Tractor Chicken & her sisters away.
The hens took to sneaking around through the woods to get to
the tractor. Very sly little chickens!

Clem makes sure the culvert is flowing freely.

The culvert is buried with dirt.

The west end of the culvert.

The culvert is installed!

Tractor Chicken runs in

East end of culvert

Clem & crew drive off when they are done.

The completed driveway.

View more photos for the complete story in my
Installing the Driveway Culvert Set on Flickr.

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Milky Way Transit Authority

Welcome to the Milky Way Transit Authority : Big Pic 
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Ask Bob Rankin: How Can I Check for Hard Drive Damage?

Click to read more from Bob Rankin

If, like me, you are a MacHeretic and are still learning the PC operating system, I found a valuable resource for help:
From Ask Bob Rankin:

Every operating system can check a hard drive for bad sectors. In versions of Windows prior to XP, the DOS utility CHKDSK was used at the command line level. Later versions of Windows use this procedure:

• Open the Start Menu and click on My Computer
• Right-click on the icon representing the hard drive in question and select Properties
• On the Tools tab, click the Check Now button under "Error-checking"
• On the following popup window, check the box labeled "automatically fix errors" and "scan for and attempt to repair bad sectors"
• Click OK

You will have to restart Windows because the error-checking utility cannot run while Windows is running. The tests and repairs will take a significant amount of time on a large hard drive; go to lunch or happy hour. When the tests for hard drive damage end, Windows will restart automatically. A report will be available after the error-checker does its job.

Click on the image above and subscribe to Rankin's e-mail list for more tips and information. Click the link "Ask Bob Rankin" to read this article in full. There are instructions for Macs there. Perhaps I'm not a MacHeretic as much as bi-platform girl.
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Frequently Used Characters for Windows

A friend at the library let me copy her paper of diacritical marks and the codes to use to make them in Windows. I added the degree sign at the end of the list. These marks are handy when you are typing French, Spanish and other languages. You need to have a numeric keypad for these codes. To make the characters, press and hold the ALT key while you key in the numbers on the numeric keypad.


I hope you find this useful. Leave a comment for any additions — I can add them in a jiffy.
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LOL Cat Bible: Lectionary Readings for Sunday, September 5, 2010

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Jeremiah 18:1-11
Psalm 139:1-6, 13-18
Deuteronomy 30:15-20
Psalm 1
Philemon 1-21
Luke 14:25-33

Jeremiah 18:1-11
Goin 2 teh howse uv teh pottr

1 Jeremiah wuz get email and stuffs from da Ceiling Cat.
2 Ceiling Cat sayz "Can't talk now but dez more info in dis potter's hosue".
3 So Jeremiah go to potthose and potter is inside potter's house, workin' ur wheels.
4 But the pot is all sticky and stuffs so he makes it better and stuff.
5 Then Jeremiah gets anuther emails from the Ceiling Cat.
6 RE: Israel: Israel's like pottery and stuff.
7 I can has destrukshon?
8 But you can has no destrukshon if you act cool and stuff.
9 And sometimes I can has new cities and cool stuffs.
10 But if dey suck then dey get blasted, k?
11 P.S. I'm gonna blwo you up12 And I know ur gonna say who cares but dats ok.

Psalm 139 1 O hay, Ceiling Cat, You knows me rly gud right? 2 You knows when I sits, and when I is dun sittin'. You is liek a psychic, but not one o teh fake psychics. You dun readed my mind. 3 When I goes out mah kitteh door, and when I lays down in mah basket, You knowed it. I looked up 1 tiem and sawed you watchin me do somefin embarsing, but You still likeses me! 4 B4 I meows, You dun already knowed what I is gonna meow (but I meow anywai). 5 You tucks me into mai basket and gives me pets on mai hed. 6 Is 2 wunderful to knows, mai brainz not big nuff. 7 Where can I be hided frum U? U is everywhere. 8 When I goes in teh ceiling, I see U. I was sleepin in da basement 1 tiem and U dere 2. 9 If I had birdie wings and flewed me morningtimes 2 other side of teh neighbrs pool and hided reel gud in teh bushes, 10 You'd still finded me and give me hug tiems. 11 I dun thinked "I is sooper sneeky, and is invisible ninja kitteh at nite! Plus I knockded over teh tabl lamp 4 moar darks." 12 But You's got teh glowy kitteh eyes and can sees me when it's dark! 13 You dun made mai kittiness, and putted me in mah momma's tummy. 14 You dun a good job, I is teh awesome! Sos other stuffs U maked, I knows. 15 Mai bones, You dun seed them bein made. S'posed to be sekrit, but not 2 U. 16 Ur glowin kitteh eyes dun sawed me fore I was me. An U have big word book wit all mah pwnages and exploytes and stuffs writ down. Even ones I din't do yets! 17 When U thinks things, that thinkin's rly kewl. An You gots moar thotts than other peeples cause yur rly kewl. 18 You gots so many thoughtses, moar than anythin. Moar than mai litter box has gots sandses, which is alot. I wakeses up (in mai basket, not in mai littrbox) an U r there. 19 O hay Ceiling Cat, y dont U pwn moar bad guise? Teh baddies, dont want! 20 Theys all liek "Celling Kat U R noob! All your bases are belong to us!" an they's spelted Ur name wrong an stuff! 21 I hates them. 22 I rly rly rly hates them. 23 I is moar better then them! I thinks... Can U check? 24 Sos we'll know 4 sure, U should check, an if Im doin bad, U call "Here teh kitty kitty", k? So's I can come live wit U 4-evah.

Deuteronomy 30:15-20

15 See, I gives yu lief an cheezburgrz today, but also deth an bad stufs.
16 Cuz Iz tellin yu tu loev teh Ceiling Cat, an du wut he sez; den yu wil liv an get biggr, an teh Ceiling Cat wil give yu teh cheezburgrz.
17 But if yu dont du dat, an if yu, liek, did it for anuddr god,
18 yu iz on teh list tu be pwnzord. Yu not gunna live fr long, an yu definitly not gettin cheezburgrz.
19 Did day I callz teh ceiling an teh urfs tu see me give yu lief an deth, cheezburgrz an bad stufs. LOLZ. Teh ceiling an teh urf cant see. So, yu gots tu choos lief, cuz uddrwiz yu gunna be pwnzord.
20 An also loev teh Ceiling Cat an lissen tu him. Srsly, iz not a joke. Cuz he iz ur lief, an he can give yu moar lief, tu.

Psalm 1 1 Blessid iz da feline no walk in counsil of wickid, no place paws in path of da sinnerz, no sit and purr with da mockerz. 2 But der delightz in lawz of Ceiling Cat, an ponderz much. 3 Tehy liek treez bai teh waterz, dat yieldz teh good fr00tz. Leef duzn't wither, prosperz much. 4 Not so teh wickid, dey like chaffz pwnt by windz. 5 Derefor wickid doezn't standz in teh judgemint, or sinnerz in assembly of teh rhytchus. 6 Ceiling cat watches over whey of teh rhytchus, whey of wickid getz pwnt.

Philemon 1-21
Greetz

1 O hai Philemon, iz Paul n mai bro Timothy.
2 N hai 2 Apphia and Archippus. N 2 evrywun.
3 May Ceiling Cat gib u many Cheezburgerz.

Philemons luv
4 I tol Ceiling Cat bout u wen I wuz prayin.
5 I biggid u up. Srsly.
6 I hopez ur faiths is goode becuz u sees teh goode stuffs we can maek fore teh Ceiling Cat.
7 Ur luff n 'currigment maeks me LOL, becuz teh hartz uf teh saynts is moar bettr, k mah brudder?

Paul Axes Phil 2 b nice to Onesimius
8 So u no I's not skared of makin u do stuff, rite?
9 But U shuld do teh stuffs becuz I (BTW: I iz Paul; I iz teh olde an i iz prizner for Christ) luffs u.
10 I iz does tihs becuz uf Onesimus, him iz liek mah kidz.
11 Him wuz teh n00b, but naow he haz teh uses and can does teh stuffs.
12 I sendz him--him mah hartz!--2 u naow, k?
13 I lieks him 2 b wif me, becuz he can do teh stuffs insted uf u becuz I iz prizner
14 but I duznt lieks do teh stuffs taht maeks u sez "Do not want!"
15 Idk, mebbe him iz gon so taht him can be bak l8r?
16 Ha! Hiz not ur slave, hiz liek teh brudder, kinda fore me and a lotz fore u, he iz srsly brudder and invisible brudder.
17 So u giv Onesimus cheezburgr. Fries too, laik u giv me, k?
18 Honest, I pay for cheezburgr.
19 Srlsy, I willz! I mean, u owe me rite?
20 Can has a bukkit of pepsy 2? Kthx.
21 I knoes taht u will does what i sez an moar. U rock!22 BTW: I mite comes and lives wif u guys l8r.

Luke 14:25-33
The Cost of Being a Lolcat

25 One time big groop of lolcatz waz with de Jebus. He waz liek
26 "OK guyz, srsly, u cannot be with me if u givez more cheezburgerz 2 ur fambilee than me.
27 and if u no carriez ur crozz n stuff den u r no my lolcat.
28 If u iz liek gonna make cheezburger, maek sure u haz a money b4 u start.
29 If u no haz a money, den u no can put cheez on after u getz bun, and all lolcats will lol.
30 'ROFL nub u haz bun but no cheez' dey will sez.
31 n if liek a king haz 10000 lolcatz but another king haz liek 20000 lolcats, he haz to think if he iz strong enuff b4 fite.
32 if no strong enuf 4 fite den he send lolcats and lolcats iz liek 'u can haz cheezburgers sur'
33 Dat iz de way u can b my dissipul. give all u haz." said Jebus.
34 ok so liek salt haz flavor, but if de salt losez flavorz, den no wai to bring back de flavorz.
35 Iz badz 4 grounds n 4 manure. iz thrown awayz. Listen if u haz earz. srsly.

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Give To A Shelter Instead!

Photo by Andrew via iPhone

Andrew had to go to an American Psychological Association convention in San Diego awhile back and sent me this photo of the cat and dog room service menu in his hotel room. People! Why don't you just bring your own Iams and give the rest to a shelter? C'mon already! Frontier Animal Society in Orleans needs your support!
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LOL Cat Bible: Lectionary Readings for Sunday, August 29, 2010

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Jeremiah 2:4-13

Psalm 81:1, 10-16
Sirach 10:12-18
Proverbs 25:6-7
Psalm 112
Hebrews 13:1-8, 15-16
Luke 14:1, 7-14

Jeremiah 2:4-13

4 Hay everwun, Ceiling Cat sez dis:
5 Ceiling Cat sez "wai u ignoarz me nao?
6 U not wunderz were Ceiling Cat wentz!
7 Iz bringin u to awsum plaice so u can has cheezburgers. But u maed teh plaice bad an stuff!
8 Even preests not wunder were Ceiling Cat wuz! Everwun lisend to proffets of teh faek Catz!
9 Nao Iz mad at u. An Iz gunna be mad at ur grandkids." Ceiling Cat sez dat.
10 "Nao u goes to teh plaice wif teh funny naem, and u lukz at it, k?
11 Didz neone ever get new Catz? Ur new wunz not rael. An u traedz cheezburgerz foar bukketz!
12 Nao teh Ceiling gunna be mad an stuf." Ceiling Cat sed dat.
13 Mai peepz maed TWO Invisible Errorz! First dey ignoarz me, teh awsum water bowl. Den dey maekz broke litterboxes. (Iz not raelly water bowl. Iz bein all smart an stuff.)

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Psalm 81 1 Sing happai to Celing cat our strongs and be loud to Celing cat who made hoomanz 2 srsly, strt playinz moozicz, kthx. 3 whne skai is drkest, bloo teh horne tht is kitteh or goats saef an tehn when is braight we shal have FUDS! 4 And Celing Cat makse shuer u are to do, cuz is law. srsly. 5 cause Him siad so whne he gowez to store and hrd hoomanz speek good. 6 no! iz treu! Celing Cat sayez "I took your bazkets and bukkits and naowz youz are free of bazkets! Unless you aer Bazket kittehz but we can speek of tht laytrez, kthx" 7 "You kitthez yowlzd at meh, so I came in claoudz and ranied to maek youz fuzzeh, in baithtubz and shoawerz" 8 "Listinz, kittehz, so i can give wairngz, butchu gotz to listinz! 9 "Frizt- youz gots tou stop worrshippingz hoomanz. srsly - qutiz. I doo notz caerz how gudz fudz are. Or catnipz. 10 I am Celing Cat! I gievz you werdz! I takz from Egyptz! Opan mowth and I stuff it with Cheezburgerz! WAI DOO YOO HAIT MAH!!?! 11 But Noooeeezzz, kittehz ignoerz meh. Kittehz doo not suumitz. 12 So I saeyz shur, doo yoru thang. 13 If my Kittehz woould only liztne! If my Kittehz woould follwz meh! 14 I woould subduez enaemize fazt and tern the pointz and layzurs on teh dawgz. 15 Yoo thaht hait Celing Cat, will caowerz beefare him and will be in shaowerz for teh evah! 16 but yoo woould be gievnz cheezburger! with milks frum rock, i wld sassifai yoo. srsly."

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Proverbs 25:6-7 6 Don b actin betur den teh Kings, an don b finkin yuz speshul. Proverbs iz al abowt da knowledge 7 Iz betur if he saiz 'yu comz heer dan if he haz to saiz yu leevz

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Psalm 112 Rychus wills neva b moveded 1 Praise Ceiling Cat! Blessed iz teh kitteh dat fears Ceiling Cat, who taeks heppehs in teh commandments! 2 His kittehs will be pumpeded wif katnip an shall p0wnz0rz da backyard, an the shall be kick ass. 3 Ceiling Cat iz liek rich an stufs, an him iz liek always gude. 4 He turns on teh light cause iz dark; him iz liek rly nice. 5 It iz wail when yoos rubs a humins legs an him scratcha an feeds yu. 6 For dah gude kittehs wills eva be fogottans. 7 Him noes fraid uf bad nuse. 8 His hart iz stedy; him will be no fraid, til he seez teh doggies. 9 Him has gives many cheezburgers to dah houseless kittehs; him shall beez rewardeds. 10 Teh bad kitteh seez teh gude kitteh ina his home an gnashes his teefs an goes away; gude kitteh lievs, bad kitteh gets wet.

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Hebrews 13:1-8, 15-16

Jebus dont be changin

1 Kittehs better act niec to other kittehs an luv eech other an stuf.
2 Giv other kittehs fudz (cheezburgers ar preefured) and plaec to sleep if dey needz it. Sum kittehs has even halp sum birdcats and dey dont knows it! Woa!
3 If other kittehs be in cages at teh pound, treet dem like uz in dere wit dem. If other kittehs has been hurted, treet dem likz its u dat been hurted.
4 If u has a huzbnd or a wifey, dont be havin the CAWK GOES WHERE?! wit other kittehs. Ceiling Cat dont lieks dat, kthx.
5 Dont be greedy kittehs, cuz u gotta be happys wid ur stuf and real content. Srsly, dont wurrie bout gettin ur cheezburgers n stuf. Ceiling Cat sayin, "Be coolz, I gots ur back. I nevr leeve yu! Srsly." So we can meow deez words:
6 Ceilng Cat be dere, he gots my bak,
I isnt skeered.
Whoz or whats can pwn me?!
7 Dont furget da smrt kittehs who teached u da wurds of Ceiling Cat. Dey has gud behavyurs, so dont u furgets dat and u tries real hard to be guds liek dem too.
8 Happycat, he dont be changin. Not yesturdy, 2day, or CATURDAY!
15 Okays den. Kittehs, u keeps praysin da Ceiling Cat, and tells othar kittehs u frindz wit him.
16 Dont furget! U gotta do niec tings fur othar kittehs, and share ur cheezburgers and stufz wit kittehz who have nun. Dis maeks Ceiling Cat real happys.

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Luke 14:1-14

Jebus at a Pharisee's Crib

1 OK so 1 caturday Jebus waz tasting flavorz with a fairsee and peepul waz watchin Jebus close.
2 den diz man with huge paws n feet came to Jebus.
3 Jebus waz liek "hay fairsees I can heal on caturday?"
4 fairsees sed nothing. Jebuz heeled him.
5 Den Jebus waz liek "ok guys srsly. if u had a lolcat dat fell into well on caturday, u wud save dem."
6 but de fairsees was liek afk.
7 Jebus waz lookin at gests an haow dey all chooz good placez. he waz liek
8 "wtf guyz. wen u gets invited, u no sit down in important spotz. maybe someone more important comingz.
9 An den ur host wud be liek 'hey nub move' An u wud be in lowest spot LOL.
10 dat iz y u sit in lowest spot so host iz liek 'd00d come sit up heer. den u can haz honor.
11 4 if u iz makin u self haz gr8ness den u be humbled, but if u iz humble den u can haz gr8ness."
12 den Jebus waz liek "ok guyz, also wen u haz a feest, invitez de poor lolcats stuck in printerz n stuff, not de rich catz.
13 rich catz invitez u bak, but if u invitez de crippled lolcatz
14 u r blessd srsly n I repay u l8r.

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