Sunday, January 13, 2008 Baptism of Our Lord
Isaiah 42:1-9
Psalm 29 (Ps. 29:3)
Acts 10:34-43
Matthew 3:13-17
Isaiah 42:1-9
Psalm 29 (Ps. 29:3)
Acts 10:34-43
Matthew 3:13-17
These are the only verses of today's readings that have been translated so far:
Matthew 3:13-17
Teh baptizum of Jesuz!
13 Den Jesus caem from Gallalee, to has baptizm from JohnTeh baptizum of Jesuz!
14 But John was all "Ur doin it rong, j00 needz to baptize me"
15 And Jesus answered sayin "STFU and baptize me n00b" and John did.
16 Wen he was baptized he gtfo of teh water and, ZOMG, teh ceilinz opened up and teh Spirit of Ceiling Cat caem down liek a duv and landeded on him
17 And, ZOMFGWTF, a voice from heven sayed "Hai guise, dis my son, and I tink he teh leet"
Ceiling Cat Prayer
Dis is found in teh Book of Matthew 6 an in teh Book of Luke 11, srsly.
Dis beez teh Ceiling Cat Prayer.
Dis beez teh Ceiling Cat Prayer.
Praise Ceiling Cat, who be watchin yu, may him has a cheezburger.
Wut yu want, yu gets, srsly.
Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger.
And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it.
An leed us not into teh showa, but deliver us from teh wawter.
Ceiling Cat pwns all. Him pwns teh ceiling an flor an walls too. Amen.
Wut yu want, yu gets, srsly.
Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger.
And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it.
An leed us not into teh showa, but deliver us from teh wawter.
Ceiling Cat pwns all. Him pwns teh ceiling an flor an walls too. Amen.
So Kitteh Can Has Reelijin!
HALP!
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HALP!
We hope to have many other Holy Kitties featured this year.
Please e-mail your photo to me at meeyauw[at]gmaildotcom
with the subject "Holy Kitties."
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Weekend Cat Blogging #136 Jan 12-13:
Cheysuli and Gemini at Chey’s Place
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Weekend Cat Blogging #136 Jan 12-13:
Cheysuli and Gemini at Chey’s Place
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Bad Kitty Cats Festival of Chaos Edition 27 • 01-13-2008
Mom Robyn & Sanjee at House Of The Mostly Black Cats
Optional Theme — Cats In Hats
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The Carnival of the Cats 1/13/08 #200
Life From A Cat’s Perspective Sunday Evening
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Bad Kitty Cats Festival of Chaos Edition 27 • 01-13-2008
Mom Robyn & Sanjee at House Of The Mostly Black Cats
Optional Theme — Cats In Hats
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The Carnival of the Cats 1/13/08 #200
Life From A Cat’s Perspective Sunday Evening
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If the priest would read in the same language I think I might return to a church, lol !
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